Just like in the movie Friday (aka the best movie of all time). Except I wasn't caught stealing boxes, apparently they "ran out of work" for me to (not) do. It's OK, that job was balls* anyways. Besides, I aspire to live my life more like Craig and Smokey 
For privacy and preventing-myself-from-being-sued reasons I'm not gonna put my position or the name of my former employer up here (DUH), but it was pretty much exactly as it goes in this post working for them.
On to bigger & better/more interesting things!
*Another Lisa-ism: balls. Used to describe anything that sucks. I made this up as a sort of feminist stand against weak people being called girls or pussies. Balls aren't the greatest thing on earth either! So, in the name of equal opportunity sexism, guys now have their own sexist insult: everything that sucks is now "balls"
