Oh Kelendria. Get those dollas, girl!
From C&D:
Ridiculousness. On a sidenote, maybe this girl needs a cheeseburger and not a $112 meet & greet plus perfume to motivate her to smile. Just sayin'.Somebody call Child Protective Services, this sh*t ain’t right.
Life wasn’t fair for one of destiny’s children living in the Lakewood, California area on Thursday at the fragrance launch for Empress By Sean John. Additional pictures of Kizzy and Mouf Breeva attending the event after jump.
Those of you who caught the Mayweather vs. Ortiz fight on Saturday HAVE to be in an uproar over that mess. I'm not the biggest boxing fan in the world (personally, I find it a little barbaric), but I really expected more sportsmanliness--from both sides!--for my my friend's $60.
The post-fight commentary was entertaining though:
You tell him, Larry Merchant!
Yeah, Ortiz headbutting Mayweather was definitely NOT a good look. And while hilarious and unexpected, you gotta admit that Mayweather 1. Looking directly at the ref before swinging and 2. Actually knocking ol' boy the hell out during what appeared to be a timeout* was really... uh... not how I expected this fight to go down. Not for my friend's $60! I sincerely hope they do a rematch on this one
Read more on the controversy surrounding the fight in this LA Times article.
In other news, watching the fights leading up to the game, I found myself a new favorite boxer! His name is Canelo (aka "Cinnamon"... awww) Alvarez and he has ~red hair~ ♥ You know how much I love natural red heads. He's so much fun to watch:
Get 'em Red! Read more about his fight vs. Alfonso Gomez here.
* Yeah yeah yeah, watch your back at all times, yadda yadda yadda. Still a dirty move Floyd!
Shaquille O’Neal’s new girlfriend is quite a handful!! We mean that literally, as she is about the size of one of Shaq’s hands. Her name is Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander — the “Hoopz” means she’s “kool” and likes “bazketbawl.” Nicole is actually a part of the VH1 family, having won her season of Flavor Of Love. While we hate to break the news that her relationship with Flava Flav on that very real really really real reality show of love did not work out, it looks Nicole is doing OK for herself. Oh, she also won her season of I Love Money, with the prize apparently being you get all of Shaq’s money.
At 5’2″ tall, Nicole is nearly TWO FEET shorter than Shaq, who stands at a Freedom Tower-esque 7’1″.
So, I know what you’re thinking… Just how do these two get it on? The answer ahead.The Answer
WOW O_o
I would've just kept my mouth shut. Not to hate on the big girls, but she should know a thing or two about stuff orbiting the sun. She's wearing yellow too, bwahahaha. Just sayin'...
Btw, the answer is Neptune, which takes about 165 Earth years to orbit the sun. Neptune is also, coincidentally, one of my fave planets (it rules the house of Pisces 
EDIT: Guess we're both dumber than fifth-graders. Neptune takes the longest to orbit the sun, MERCURY takes the least amount of time. Just checkin' to see if anyone caught that, lmao. Thanks for the heads up Mike!
OMG why?! That kitchen... the basement... shoulda never gave you nuccas the internet and a green screen, smh. He's not gonna get anything back but a restraining order with this mess!
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I recently came across this pic (also in this post) while going through my albums. This station STILL hasn't fixed that light, though it's particularly fitting nowadays...
I said "I want a six-pack, fool" not a fool with a six-pack!
Janet Jackson promotes her book "True You: A Guide To Finding And Loving Yourself" at Barnes & Noble, 5th Avenue on March 19, 2011 in
These videos have been giving me life since yesterday. I love this bish, she sounds just like my Dominican girl friends from NYC. All she cares about is finding someone to pay for her tits and her BBQ, and I can respect that. Kinda NSFW (glorious, filthy language throughout) but you'll live if you just turn the volume down a notch or plug in some headphones. DASSIT. Partake!
Everyone's favorite coked up crazy now has his own quote generator... FINALLY. This man has been waaaaay too quotable lately to go without one. I could spend hours on this site just soaking up the insanity (not really though... hug a thug, not a[ll] drug[s] y'all).
Click for hilarity.
I'm sorry but Drake Aubrey Graham has to be one of the corniest muhfuggas on the planet. I admit I jam out to his songs every now and then, but overall, he'll always be Wheelchair Jimmy from Canadia to me. People act like he's the first dude to ever combine rapping and singing... well, maybe he's the first to do it while looking like a sleepy hound dog/caveman/Mr. Potato Head. Anyways, there are a number of instances since his rise to fame where Drake Aubrey has displayed his sentimentality for all to see--and guffaw over.
Cases in point:
Even Riri's like "Damn n*gga, enough with the PDA"
Lord, look at his face. He's so geeked (literally)
LMAO
Happy President's Day! I guess not for my folks that are stuck at work... but fret not. Business Cat is here to save your day! Don't you wish all bosses were this adorable
Patrick Bateman! D'awww
Thanks Chris! [source]
NGL, this looks hella painful. But it made me laugh. So. So. Hard. (<< that's what she said!)
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