1. Don't smoke cigs and pump gas at the same time.
2. It's trashy to stage a photoshoot with your new, fake boobs.
3. If you have a baby, you shouldn't be taking shirtless pictures of yourself in the mirror. Especially if you're obese!
4. Don't make makeup tutorials on YouTube.
5. NEVER get a giant tattoo of your baby's face.
6. Sexy motorcycle caveman photoshoots are never a good idea.
7. Don't hit your boyfriend.
8. Try not to over tan.
9. Don't get filmed/snapped doing illegal stuff.
Thanks Chris! [source]
