!i$@ bee™: Drake = Pure, unadulterated corniness

I'm sorry but Drake Aubrey Graham has to be one of the corniest muhfuggas on the planet. I admit I jam out to his songs every now and then, but overall, he'll always be Wheelchair Jimmy from Canadia to me. People act like he's the first dude to ever combine rapping and singing... well, maybe he's the first to do it while looking like a sleepy hound dog/caveman/Mr. Potato Head. Anyways, there are a number of instances since his rise to fame where ~~Drake~~ Aubrey has displayed his sentimentality for all to see--and guffaw over.

Cases in point:

That terrible letter he wrote to Aaliyah on the anniversary of her death last year. I was truly in love with you... I said to myself that even if we never met, I wanted a woman in my life just like you... I hope I make the right life choices so I can end up in heaven where I know you rest your head. Seriously? How can you be "truly in love" with someone you've never met. And posting it on the internet like that just makes it seem insincere, like "LOOK AT ME! I'm ultra sensitive and can meet your emotional needs, girl." This letter was TOO extra, unintentionally hilarious, and a little creepy.
The near constant references to Nicki Minaj, their "marriage," and his undying love for her. I understand that's your labelmate, but for real, tone it down. For one, isn't this chick bi? She's even said in interviews she isn't looking for a a partner right now, so every word Drake espouses regarding this matter automatically looks stupid and desperate.
Hanging off Lil Wayne's nuts. Again, I understand he's your rap mentor and opened up a lot of opportunities for you through affiliation with his crew. But please, reign the lovefest in. Understand girl, we fam girl/Can't get me right and not do Wayne... ~"Show Me a Good Time." ...Yeah. Good lookin' out for his sexual satisfaction, too, Drake. THAT isn't suspect at all, bro