Taken approximately 4 days after making THIS statement. Life goals FAIL
But for real, as I type this, I'm trying to get through one of those mini bottles of wine (it was just chillin in the fridge for the longest, lookin so lonely y'all). You know, the ones that come in a 6-pack. So classay. Anyways, I can't do it! Plus I had to water the joint down with ice, lmao.
So much for my iron stomach of yore. Or hell, even last month.
I should prob. take this time to clarify my last statement in the link, that drinking isn't a good look for chicks. Esp. since I'm putting myself on blast posting the above picture
I was halfway kidding with that, I meant "not a good look" in the sense of being completely trashed and out of it, you know what I mean? Maintain your drunken composure guys & gals! As you can see, I hold my liquor (literally and figuratively) QUITE well.OK I'll step off my pedestal now. Carefully, because I'm still sippin this wine.
