LOL. This reminds me of the giant wang that used to walk around during STD week at my school. The dude in the weiner costume would hang out in the most prominent spot on campus passing out pamphlets and condoms and ish. In front of all the... what do you call those kids and their parents visiting a school to check it out? Prospective students? Yeah, in front of them. LOVED IT.
Fun fact: the neighboring college to mine, RISD, their school mascot is the NADS (People are supposed to scream "GO NADS" at their games... yeah yeah, hahaha and all that mess ). Went to my first (and only) hockey game in RI and, yes, their mascot is indeed the giant boner from my school's STD week. Win.
You wish I was lying.
"Scrotie."
But, yeah, this is nasty. Looks like a massive amount of chewed up bubble gum. With hair. ::shudders::
[Giant vag pic courtesy of Look At This F*cking Hipster]