
OMFG. I know how messed up I was after getting two of my wisdom teeth pulled out a few years ago. Puffy cheeks for days--I looked like a chipmunk. Thank God for painkillers though, I was knocked out for, like, three days. I can only imagine WTF Wayne's feelin' right now*.
If you think signing up for painful dental surgery sounds like a genius way to avoid sentencing though, check yaself: Mr. Carter's sentence for felony attempted gun possession is only on hold until March 2.
