CJ: So what school do you go to?
Me: I went to Brown... It's a hippie school.
CJ: One of my clients called herself a hippie the other day. She doesn't wear shoes.
Me: Wow.
CJ: So are you calling yourself a hippie?
Me: No. I'm more of a bohemian.
CJ: What's the difference?
Me: A bohemian is a classy hippie. I also wear shoes and bathe regularly.
CJ: ::chuckles::

Taylor Gang, snitches. Chucks are my shoe of choice for physical therapy and general gallivanting.
According to CJ, Chucks are a "hippie shoe." I gave him one of these looks for that: