And this is why Myspace sucks (again)

I don't really check Myspace anymore (and would seriously considering deleting it if it weren't the sole link to some of my family), but on the off chance that I do check it I'm bombarded by friend requests from fools like this:


With that dead and confused look in his eyes, maybe he should be relating to a therapist (or a talent agent) instead.

Or random-ass misspelled messages from guido-looking guys from Iowa:

how are yOuH doin babay? you look sexY can I wanna know u betta shawty
;)

That would be a resounding NO, babe. ::immediately hits the delete button::

Ok ok. Sometimes I delete the supremely wack messages and requests, of which there are many. Some I keep around to chuckle about

There's even a blog devoted to this mess: MyFreaks.

Facebook (sheeit, even Twitter) for the win, y'all.