I don't condone cheating in relationships. But really, there's a RIGHT WAY and a WRONG WAY to do that mess. One, don't leave your name on the VM message! Don't even leave a VM, but if you must, don't leave YOUR NAME! Ugh. Two, you're Tiger-effing-Woods. You can win golfing tournaments galore but you can't keep your side hos in check?! WTF.
You gotta be hella discreet when pulling a Tiger. You'd think Mr. Woods would have figured this out by now (especially since he named his yacht PRIVACY).
The only VMs worth leaving are these:
- I'M BOUT TO TOUCH DOWN
- YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP
- I'M ON MY WAY
- YOU ON YOUR WAY?
- IT'S ME
- YOU COMING?
- WE GOIN OUT?
- YOU HUNGRY?
- YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT?
- HEY [thanks Dr. What?]
*SMH* at all of this.
